Goodbye Felines

Cats
Lunch & Dinner (aka Luna & Snowy, aka Luna & Bo)
Lunch & Dinner
Lunch & Dinner
Dinner (aka Bo, aka Snowy)
Dinner (aka Bo, aka Snowy)

I have always thought of myself as a dog person (No, not to eat, obviously). When I was about ten, my father brought home a stray puppy. My younger brother and I were ecstatic – but knowing we could never keep him since we lived in a tiny apartment. (Come to think of it, when did keeping dogs in flats become a fad in Singapore?) In the end, we had to smuggle the puppy onto a bus to transport him to a shelter. It was then I decided that when I grow up, I will have a dog, in a house with a fenced yard (and lots of money, a great job, and lots of friends).

That, obviously never happened (well, most of that anyway). As fate would have it, when Jorming and Mindy decided to move back to Singapore, I became the de facto cat caretaker for them. I jokingly re-named them Lunch and Dinner (from Snowy and Luna), and slowly adjusted to living with 2 felines (I think there is a crude sophomoric joke I can make here…). They started to get used to my idiosyncrasies (e.g., chasing them with my vacuum cleaner, hoisting or tossing them onto the bed to see if they always land on their feet [actually, not always, and the cats run away after a few tries. This means you have to chase them around to continue the experiment]). Slowly, they invaded my bed, slept on my chest, and occupied 0.75 of my sleeping area. I started to worry about leaving them alone on extended trips, and had to ask friends to check on them. Cat toys started appearing all over my floor, along with premium canned cat food. In return, spiders and other insects disappeared from my apartment. And everything was covered in a fine layer of cat hair. Friend allergic to cat dandruff began to avoid me, and I was (mostly) okay with that.

Sadly, all good things come to an end. With this upcoming trip, I have to find a solution for the cats (no, not The “Final Solution”). I looked into boarding, asked friends to cat sit for a short 6 months, even consider shipping them to Singapore, calling airlines and looking into quarantine. I feared that Dinner (aka Snowy) won’t make it in cargo, or that they would find Singapore too hot. It was then I realized the cats had become “mine”, and I need to make sure they stay together and have a good home.

Luckily, with 1 week to spare, I finally found a couple willing to take them in (hmm, I better send my neighbor who referred them to me a gift). They renamed Dinner (aka Snowy) to Bo. Lunch (aka Luna) remained as Luna. From the emails I have received so far, they are slowly adjusting to the new house and owners.

Not having the cats in my apartment made me realized: I am really leaving for 6 months. At the same time, while I still dream of having a dog in a fenced yard someday, I will never forget these 2 felines were my first pets. Change is never easy, but I will forever remember my time with Lunch and Dinner (aka Snowy&Luna, aka Luna&Bo). I guess in the end, memories is all we have (But certainly, lots of money would be great too).

(See how I refrained from making the most obvious sophomoric joke? I never used the word pussies. Well, except now…)

Reciprocity fees and travel visas

After going through the slow and torturous immigration process in US, there are certainly days when I wish I were a US citizen. (Actually, I’d rather be rich enough to buy a US citizenship…) So imagine my surprise and joy when I realize this: US passport holders have to pay reciprocity entrance fees to numerous South American countries. Fees for US passport holders are:

  • Argentina –US $160
  • Bolivia – US $135
  • Brazil – US $160
  • Chile – US $131 (well, only if you fly in.)

So thanks, UK Overseas passport! Although using you always causes confusion and discombobulation (Common question: Wait, you are British?), you will be saving me $455.

Of course, past experience also suggests that I’ll be asked lots of questions on why I have a British passport, what the heck is a BNO passport, and how I am from Hong Kong (China), have a UK passport, and come from USA…Maybe this will help?

The Beginning

Disclaimer:

In the beginning….there was this idiot who goes by Chen who wants to do something special before it’s too late. This Blog is set up in an attempt to document this special trip. However, knowing that he is easily distracted (because I have an attention span of a 12 yrs old…..wait, did I just switch from 3rd person to 1st person?), there is no promise this blog will be consistent. Enter at your own risk (and frustration).

After so many years, I am finally taking the plunge. Quitting my (relatively) stable job and giving up a lifestyle that became comfortable. I’m going traveling in South America for six months. (Of course, lots of people have done something similar. But sounding melodramatic is always a good way to start.)

Since young, some of the most exciting moments of my life are waiting for my flight to depart (wow, that sounds pretty lame). Because I know an adventure is about to start, with all its potentials and opportunities. I like bracing for the unknowns, proving to myself that I am capable of taking on challenges and surviving. (And the bragging factor, always. I’m an attention seeking middle child afterall.)

But life always throws curve balls (insert some joke on weird American phases). For some reason I convinced myself that US residency is a goal. Hence, I worked; always afraid I may get layoff, forever trying to balance wanting a good job versus staying in the same place for sake of a Greencard.

At the old age of 36, I finally decided that it is time. Of course, it also helps that I finally obtained my US residency (I’ll refrain from another 1000 words debate on whether it is worth it). The problem is, at the old age of 36, you finally realize life is (at least) 0.5 over. Your body is retiring slowly, your brain is tired from number crunching and visualizing porn, and you are constantly puzzled by the newest fad. Will a 36 years old guy survive a 6 months backpacking trip across an unfamiliar continent (well, unfamiliar to me. I’m sure people there are fairly familiar to it). Will I enjoy it? What about my career? Will I lose my passport and get stuck? Most importantly, what will I do when I run out of money?

April 8th, 2015. I am nervous, excited, worried and pensive. I am going to re-read The Alchemist (the book, not the Full Metal Alchemist manga) hoping for inspiration. I still have not planned the trip in detail, but just hope everything will fall in place. I can’t wait.

Traveling around